I'm Adam. The voice in my head goes by the name Virgil. I dream of having my own hamster farm in the desert. The main purpose would be..raise hamsters for their fur. I would have trained monkeys take the fur & make small sweaters for less fortunate hamsters in colder climates. I would run the operation in a very hands off manner. This would leave me time to pursue some of my other passions. Passions such as shooting UFO's with Roman Candles nude from the roof of my house. Or the time consuming hobby of picking up hitchhikers with the goal of making them cry. Let me explain…
I masturbate exclusively in motor vehicles. Preferably on the f